I made these some tweets as well in my account @orliph. But I also decided to leave the whole thing posted here in case someone was interested. This is not meant to be offensive. I’m just poking a little bit of fun at the things our Scrum team can make us go through sometimes. So without further ado, here’s the Twelve Days of Coding Christmas:

The Twelve Days Of Coding Christmas

On day One of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
A Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Two of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Three of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Four of Coding Christmas
my Scrum team sent to me:
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Five of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
5 Broken Commits
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Six of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
6 Servers Jamming
5 Broken Commits
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Seven of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
7 Pipelines clogging
6 Servers Jamming
5 Broken Commits
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Eight of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
8 Urgent Meetings
7 Pipelines clogging
6 Servers Jamming
5 Broken Commits
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Nine of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
9 Product Emails
8 Urgent Meetings
7 Pipelines clogging
6 Servers Jamming
5 Broken Commits
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Ten of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
10 Bugs For Fixing
9 Product Emails
8 Urgent Meetings
7 Pipelines clogging
6 Servers Jamming
5 Broken Commits
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Eleven of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
11 Tiny Questions
10 Bugs For Fixing
9 Product Emails
8 Urgent Meetings
7 Broken Commits
6 Pipelines clogging
5 Servers Jamming
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

On day Twelve of Coding Christmas
my Scrum Team sent to me:
12 Tickets Pending
11 Tiny Questions
10 Bugs For Fixing
9 Product Emails
8 Urgent Meetings
7 Broken Commits
6 Pipelines clogging
5 Servers Jamming
4 Freshers Learning
3 Change Requests
2 Linting Errors
and a Whole Day Spent Debugging

Conclusion

Well, time to go back into hiding after this. Perhaps somebody out there will enjoy it.

If you liked the humorous nature of this content, you may like my first post ever. And if you’re interested in seeing more like this, you can subscribe to the newsletter to keep up to date, or just follow me on twitter, where I keep most of my memes.

As always, thank you for reading this far. Hope you all have the most merry of christmases, and see you all next year with more to come.

Author

My name’s Orlando Paredes Hamsho. I’m a 25-year-old Web Developer living (mostly) in Guadalajara, Mexico; albeit I intend to move pretty soon. Apparently, I also run a blog now, and have been doing so for a while.

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